Hello there human, we have designed this dictionary to be as useful as possible. If you are using this though you are a idiot trying to translate the fellow cat language.
We shall now show you poor human what meow means.
If cat at inside of door and is saying Meow. Meow in this sense means: Human! I need toilet or food outside.If cat is outside door and is repeatedly saying Meow. Meow in this sense means: Human! I want in to sleep, eat and bug you for fussing.
If cat has food down and doesn't want fussings, but is saying Meow repeatedly, meow in this sense means: Human! I'm an annoying bugger and just want to meow fifty odd times.
If cat has food and refuses to go outside but is rubbing its head on objects, and is saying Meow, meow in this sense means: Human! Fussing. Now. Because I'm adorable.
The next part is about when you do something to a cat, and a meow is projected by a cat w
Time for a change - FTM story (chapter 2)I went to the bathroom after at least half an hour to wait to calm down. I was washing all of the makeup that was smeared; not placed but smeared as my brother, had no self control to what he was doing. My eyes stung, not just from how long I was crying but because of the force of the eyeliner that was placed in and on my eyes. Yup.. On. He even bent my eyelashes back into the eyeballs, with the force of the mascara brush. It took me at least an hour, to get off all the make up I mean it wasn't just a few cosmetics like foundation and eyeliner. It was full pink blush, blue eye shadow, eyeliner and mascara. It made me look like a clown.. My mum came into the bathroom as she wanted to know where I was.
"Emily? Are you okay?" I looked at her a little, not fully but my eyes were in her direction. "Yeah, I'm fine just taking a wash why?" She responded with "I was just wondering what you were up too. Dinners going to be done soon so don't be too long, love you." I nodde